Surprise

A Newfoundlander was walking home late at night and he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars," she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before,but decides What the hell,it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.
They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.
It's a police officer. " What's going on there people ?" asks the officer.
" I'm making love to me wife,"the Newfoundlander answers sounding Annoyed.
" Oh I'm sorry," says the cop." I didn't know."
" Well, neither did I ,till ya shined the light in her face.