Dog Ear Hair

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it
to the veterinarian.

He found that the problem was hair in its ears.


He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The Vet then
told the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring
she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store to get some
'Nair' hair remover. At the register the druggist
tells her, 'If you' re going to use this under your
arms, don't use deodorant for a few
days.'

The
lady says, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The
druggist says, 'If you're using it on your legs,
don't shave for a couple of days.'

The
lady says: 'I'm not using it on my legs either; if
you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.'

The
druggist says, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'

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