Slap Happy

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush,
Janet Reno and a beautiful lady.
After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through
a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a
big red slap mark on his cheek.



The lady thought -
"That sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch
me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno,
who in turn must have slapped his face."



Janet Reno thought -
"That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands
on the lady and she smacked him."



Bill Clinton thought -
"George put his hand on the lady and
by mistake she slapped me."

George Bush thought -
"I hope there's another tunnel soon
so I can smack Clinton again."